How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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