It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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