He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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