we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You have to summon your inner elephant
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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