Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
