its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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