omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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