Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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