i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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