oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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