just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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