When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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