Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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