i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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