the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Success! We fucked roommates!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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