i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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