Dual....:-)
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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You were trust falling into bushes
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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