i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
is it fun? or sober?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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