We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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