I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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