I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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