It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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