babies were throwing up all over the place
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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