There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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