im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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