this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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