do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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