It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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