I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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