We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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