doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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