I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
why is half of my head shaved?
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