your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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