Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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