I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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