He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
do herpes really smell.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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