Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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