He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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