whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You almost got us killed.
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If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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