it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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