i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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