The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Drunk is not a location!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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