so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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