These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
