how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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