on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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