Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
