My balls are so social today.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
this is an emotional support booty call
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
