Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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