Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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