So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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