stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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