You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
literally had 100 drinks last night.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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