I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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