i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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